Pat Shortt as headmaster in Glengooley National School. You can only pity the poor craturs in the front row of the audience taking the brunt of the jokes.
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Adult party games can be a minuscule goofier and a minuscule more risqué so have some fun with the following two games we advise for your party.
The first game for the adult party is a fun romp called 'Feeding Time'. Have all the women at the party sit in a row of chairs on the opposite side of the party area. They should each have a baby bottle filled with something to drink (you can use milk or alcohol for these adult babies) and each should have a bib.
Place an equal amount of men on the opposite side of the adult party area. At your 'go' each of the men should run to their partner and get into her lap. The women will tie a bib about the man's neck and start feeding him from the bottle. The man can cling on to the woman but he's not aloud to touch the bottle with his hands. Once the bottle is empty the woman unties the bib and both run back to the men's beginning place. The winning merge is the first one across the quit line.

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Our second suggestion is more of a fun pastime than an actual adult party game. 'Body painting' can be made a minuscule competitive if you give an award at the end of the painting session for the most artistic or most risqué body art. You'll need to spread out some newspapers or a floor cloth to keep paint from coloring the carpet and you'll also need body paints or face crayons, brushes and some water.
Have the guests get into groups of three and arrange themselves so they can paint on each other's body. They can paint anywhere on the body as long as their painting partners are okay with it. At the end have everyone admire each other's body art. This is certainly a game reserved for those adult parties so keep the kids out of it!
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"People rarely result unless they have fun in what they are doing." Dale Carnegie
The title of this report is not mine; I read it somewhere, and it read true to me. In both my Nlp coaching convention and Body Stress release convention I advocate the point of having (more) fun in life. Not only does having fun generate a lighter environment to -thereby- do things more effectively and successfully in, it also has scientifically proven condition benefits.
A recent study by the University of Maryland curative Centre found that population with heart disease were 40% less likely to laugh in a range of situations compared to population of about the same age and no heart disease. They also found that watching a funny movie boosts the flow of blood to the heart in the same way aerobic practice does! Moreover, a good laugh massages the abdominal organs, strengthens the muscles that hold them in place, and tones the intestinal functioning. It also benefits digestion and absorption of food. Furthermore, it is estimated that several minutes of laughter can burn calories equivalent to as many minutes on a cross educator or practice bike!

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Now whether these findings are cold hard data or not, the whole idea of laughter being beneficial to us health-wise and achievement-wise makes complete sense to me. I all the time put a lot of emphasis on how we are feeling to compare our advance in life or within our bodies. If you feel good, you will attract out of the part universe that which will make you feel even better. whether it is firm success or personal and condition success, feeling good makes you vibrate highly, thereby attracting matching vibrations. It unmistakably gets your spirits up!
So why wouldn't you do all the easy things that are out there that will unmistakably make you feel good, such as watching a good comedy movie every week, or having a good old belly wobble with friends? It is the easy way to success, believe me!
Here are a join of things you can do to add more laughter to your life:
1) identify what makes you laugh and actively look for those situations. Your brain will unmistakably help you find it when you determine to focus on more fun and games!
2) watch at least one funny movie per week, and play funny cd's or tapes in the car while driving to work (excellent way to get over morning moods!).
3) make fun of what you unmistakably fear. See the comic side in your fearful thoughts, exaggerate them and make them ridiculous.
4) Act silly and make other population laugh; that will get you sniggering too.
5) Have a roll on the floor with your kids or your dog. Or try a pillow fight.
6) Take some laughing yoga classes; they'll get you cracking up.
7) Laugh at yourself each and every day. If you can make the problems you face funny, or at least see them in a dissimilar light, they will probably cease being a problem.
It is so straightforward to add some more fun and joy to our lives, it is not even funny (or rather, it is). It is our conditioned thoughts that make us think that life has to be serious.
One of the reasons why I got out of law was because it is so not funny. The real laughs were with my colleagues, not as much with my clients. Nowadays I laugh with nearly every client! A rather astronomical improvement. I encourage you to find more laughables each day!
I'll end with this quote; it is from Swami Beyondananda, quite a funny guy: "Whatever it is you desire to do, Now is the time to do it -- because it's too late to do it sooner."
Go well, feel well, and be well.
Marc de Bruin
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The "Uncorked" edition of Wedding Crashers adds about 8 minutes of footage to the theatrical release. Of chief interest are extended beach and bathroom scenes between Vince Vaughn and Isla Fisher, and Vaughn's extended confession to Father O'Neil (Henry Gibson), but there are also new scenes featuring Keir O'Donnell as the eccentric Todd and Ellen Albertini Dow as the potty-mouthed grandmother. This edition is billed as unrated because it wasn't resubmitted to the MPAA, but the sexier bathroom scene and coarser confession aren't particularly raunchier than the original film, and there's no additional nudity. You can watch the Uncorked edition once to see the new footage, but for subsequent viewings you'll probably choose to stick with the theatrical release, which is also included on the DVD.
Bonus features consist of two very good commentary tracks, one by director David Dobkin and another by Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Dobkin's is more technically informative, and he specifically discusses why the added scenes were originally cut. Vaughn and Wilson are a little more subdued than might be expected, but they share some laughs, recall some material that was left out, and wander into irrelevant territory such as football and Wilson's dog. Other features include four deleted scenes with optional commentary by Dobkin, and two featurettes covering the making of the film (including the logistics of staging five different weddings, and interviews with the "magic and balloon consultant") and Vaughn and Wilson's meandering discussion of "the rules" of wedding crashing. For a more organized recap, there's a 24-screen text-only list of all the rules. The opening menu is clever, but slow to load after you've watched it the first time. --David Horiuchi
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If you're planning a class reunion, sooner or later, you will be looking for wording to add to your save the date cards, website, emails and even favors. A great quote may work to inspire your classmates to attend your reunion party. Here are seven ideas for choosing just the right quotes for your big event.
1. Don't get discouraged if your favorite hunt engine doesn't offer many choices if you type in the words: class reunion quotes. In fact, you may not find any quotations that precisely consist of that phrase. You might come over this one by Tryon Edwards: Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven. But that's a bit heavy for a party.
2. Look for memories. In order to find thorough class reunion quotes, you have to ask yourself what feelings you are seeking to stir in your previous classmates. Encourage them to rekindle memories of the good old school days. Here's some examples:

* Time endears but cannot fade the memories that friends have made.
* To reminisce with my old friends, a occasion to share some memories, and play our songs again. - Ricky Nelson
* Fond memory brings the light of other days nearby me. - Thomas More
* When you remember me, it means that you have carried something of who I am with you, that I have left some mark of who I am on who you are. It means that you can summon me back to your mind even though countless years and miles may stand in the middle of us. It means that if we meet again, you will know me. - Frederick Buechner
* Recall it as often as you wish, a happy memory never wears out. - Libbie Fudim
3. Remind them of old friendships. One of the biggest reasons for attending a class reunion is to reconnect with past high school buddies. hunt for quotes on friends, concentrating particularly on the sayings that emphasize those old, tried and true friendships. Here's some ideas:
* No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are fully persuaded of each other's worth. - Robert Southey
* Nothing is as comfortable as an old friend.
* I count myself in nothing else so happy as in a soul rememb'ring my good friends. - William Shakespeare
* Never forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours. - Ludwig Van Beethoven
* We all take separate paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a minuscule of each other everywhere.
4. Talk about nostalgia. You can help your classmates reminisce by locating facts of events, prices, songs, sports and movies from your high school years. Or you can find quotes with the subject of nostalgia, for example:
* The essence of nostalgia is an awareness that what has been will never be again. - Milton S. Eisenhower
* A trip to nostalgia now and then is good for the spirit. - Dan Bartolovic
5. Try a minuscule humor. A well-chosen funny quip can sometimes be more effective than a philosophical quotation. Here are a incorporate of humorous ones that may work for you:
* Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't identify you. - Bennett Cerf
* True terror is to wake up one morning and gawk that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
6. Listen to those old songs. Music can stir up all kinds of memories. So, you might borrow a line or two from a favorite song from the year you graduated. If none of them seems quite appropriate, then you could look up the lyrics to songs about missing you, friendship, or remembering the good old days. Some possibilities would be Memories by Barbara Streisand, Reminiscing by the minuscule River Band and Please Remember by Leann Rimes.
7. Use your own words. You don't have to quote a preponderant man to come up with a great saying for your class reunion. Flip straight through your old yearbook and see if any of your previous students or teachers have an spellbinding remark listed. Brainstorm with your committee and see if you can come up with some wording ideas. Ask your classmates who register online to leave a comment. One of those might be just right for the event. Finally, you can always use your school motto, if you have one.
At first, looking a great class reunion quote might appear to be a difficult task. But it's easy to assemble a nice selection, if you use these tips. hunt for sayings with the right keywords, reconsider song lyrics or write your own catch phrase, and you'll soon find you have a lot of choices.
Class Reunion Quotes - Top 7 Tips For choosing Great Sayings When Planning Your Reunion PartyJeff Foxworthy Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas Tube. Duration : 2.92 Mins.

Ho, ho, ho! It's that time of year again folks, and as we count down the days to Christmas, now is a great time to learn some funny Christmas songs. After all, 'tis the season to be jolly! Stretch your vocal chords, or stretch your fingers on the piano, and have the whole family laughing with these new, funny Christmas songs for children.
Doth Thou Know'st Ye Olde Lyrics?
The original carols have such beautiful melodies, but sometimes the lyrics to Christmas songs are hard to understand. After a "hither", a "thou know'st", and a "good league", most adults start to lose the plot, so imagine how difficult it must be for children! To make the original Christmas songs more relevant for today's kids, I decided it was time to write some new song lyrics.

So I set to work and wrote a collection of funny Christmas songs for children that preserves the original melodies of our beloved Christmas carols, but breathes thoroughly new life into them. They're Christmas songs like you've never heard them before! They're wierd, wacky, and warped, but all in good fun! Here's a sample:
Groove King Senseless
(To the tune of Good King Wenceslas)
Groove King senseless last looked out
On his fans all screaming.
Drove into a round-about,
Deep in his day dreaming.
Brightly shone the police light,
Though his fate was cruel.
When he stumbled out of sight,
Up went all the fu-u-el!
Turn the page and you will see
Why the news is selling
Vonda Shepherd, who is she?
What's with all the yelling?
Says she jumped a giant fence
From a colse to mountain
For his love - it makes no sense
But she hit the fountain!
Bring me flesh, and bring me bones
Please don't take forever.
How can I rejoinder the phones?
'Til she's back together.
Here's a left and there's a right
Fixed with lots of good glue
Poor Groove King got such a fright
Do you think he'll sue?
Funny Christmas songs are a great way to get every person singing along and having a great time. The original Christmas carols have simple, yet great melodies that are so well-known to us all. But after hearing the same cryptic lyrics year after year, it's no wonder some kids (and adults!) get bored with tradition. So why not try something new this year?
After all, holidays are a time for love and laughter, and what best way to bring families together than by sharing a joke in a Christmas song! Why not even have a go at writing your own funny words? The whole family could have a competition to see who can write the funniest lyrics. Surprise your friends and family this Christmas with some outrageous, warped, and funny Christmas songs!
Funny Christmas Songs For Children - Groove King SenselessDiary of a bad man Video Clips. Duration : 9.20 Mins.